Non-Violence Chess (P.S this is crazy)

RULES:

1. Feel free to eat your opponent's arm.
2. Rifles and Guns are allowed.
3."In Search Of Lost Time", The book with 4,125 pages, is allowed to whack your opponent if he is winning.
4. Politely ask your opponent "May I kill you?" before shooting him/her. ( You can shoot him/her even if he/she says no.)
5. Swear words or insults are not allowed. If you say one, the Non-Violent-Chess Police will arrest you and sentence you to 15 years in Non-Violent-Chess Prison. Feel free to risk your dirty, filthy...

*police arrive wearing vests saying "NVC Police Squad"
*grabs Sony and forces him into a cell that says NVC Prison Cell"

Sony : No, NOO! Let me OUT!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!! HEEEELP!!! PLEEEEASE!!! SAVE MEE!!

...skin
6. DO NOT EAT PIECES, instead eat your/your opponent's arm (or leg, or head, or hair, idk man!!!) and that would be cannibalism
7.@crazy_man99 is banned from it
8. the website, https://nonviolencechess.org is the perfect website for rickroll, with thousands of rickroll link-makers and stuff
9. everyone MUST WEAR A BANNER WITH A PHOTO OF GANDHI AND TEXT WITH "GANDHI RULES" LOGO.
10. If someone throws rotten vegetables/eggs/ >>>ANY OTHER FOOD<<< they are ARRESTED FOR LIFE

Well, That's It. Good Bye

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