Winning by force, but only if you have seen the light.
This can't be too recommended!
http://www.chessmastery.com/bongcloud.pdfThe bongcloud opening is among the weakest of all openings!
Another nonsensical opening is the The Hammerschlag 1.f3? e5 2.Kf2? which is another opening that offers black no problems whatsoever.
#12 I have a 2 out of 3 win rate with the Bongcloud against 2000+ opponent average rating (actually, 3 out of 4 with white, since more losses are suffered with black). Just goes to show that at non-master level, everything is perfectly playable.