Corrupt-a-wish Game

Harsh aha. Well you can shape shift but unknowingly you take on the intellect of the thing you shape shift into, you break into your skinhead neighbours greenhouse to steal some of their award winning veg, when you see a light and the neighbour approaching, you shape shift into a tomato plant to camouflage, forever unable to contemplate changing back your shape to human form your limited shape shifting abilities are only good for prolonging life and growing bigger fruit, which your neo-Nazi neighbour exploits by pumping scream metal 24/7 into the green house, giving you very little water and cutting off your plant limbs as motivation.

You become tabloid famous and are given the same treatment through the generations until 500 years later when you become the symbol of the victory of the new anarchist collective federalised world over a neo-Nazi fascist one, the local ecologist council deems artificial extension of life using electricity for 24/7 death metal a waste, and liberate you from your confines to die a spritely old age of 501.

I wish I had no bodily odour (aha), so I could walk into a fancy restaurant after cycling touring round Europe in a hammock tent.

You have no body odours. You have been sweating all day long on your bike and enter a fancy french restaurant. Unfortunatly, you are wearing a nice yellow jersey with beautiful and huge perspiration marks under your armpits, a short and sneakers, and the waiter refuses to take your order. In addition to that, as your pheromone level is equal to zero, your social and sexual life are reduced to nothing. A few years later, deserted by everybody and tired of that loneliness, you commit suicide by jumping head first into a slurry pit.

I wish i could fly.

With such a spectacular gift, you forever shape human history, it is now immoral for you to not be flying round the world solving conflicts and delivering vital aid to malnurished children in sizes that you can carry, meaning more trips, the world never learns to solve it's own problems and you die from excruciating back pain, from trying to lift too much to speed up the job and get a rest. Either that or you become a hermit with crippling deppression at the people you could have saved.

Or or... you can fly because gravity doesn't apply to you and you forever live in fear of floating off into space, and have to hold onto people and things to give you momentum to move around, and no one lets you go inside buildings even friends houses because you're an insurance risk lol!

Or or or... your body grows wings so you can theoretically fly, but you live with chronic pain of having huge wings graphted to your back that just can't physically match with a human skeleton, you have the muscles to power them but they would rupture all your internal organs after more than 3 flaps of your giant ass wings.

I wish I could go invisible and back whenever I want. I'd be a sick-ass special forces ninja, who also revealed secrets of curroption with the corporate elite and start revolutions and shit. Even if I died it would be doing what I love; helping people to help themselves, try and ruin that punks!

P.S. Nice story @Gaby_Groseille aha but I think low level wishes are the way to go, they're hard to ruin, I'd still enjoy dressing up and using aftershave for fancy occasions, just not the scrubbing the pungent odor off that goes layers deep after excercising, pheremones are overrated.

( side note : Thank you @StalemateKing. I don't know if low level wishes are harder to ruin, you did well with my very common one, have a nice day. @KateKidna, great idea by the way! )

you too @Gaby_Groseille! The kamakaze dive head first into a slurry pit was comic genius :)

I wish I was a Lichess admin. (no wishes to ruin) ;(

*Ahem. Achem. Ackhem. Ackgh! Cough. I Wished. Cough. Bastardo. Cough. Get in Line. Cough Cough.* lol btw if you provide a background why to your wish, it's easier and more fun to ruin.
"I wish I could go invisible and back whenever I want... I'd be a sick-ass special forces ninja, who also revealed secrets of curroption with the corporate elite and start revolutions and shit. Even if I died it would be doing what I love; helping people to help themselves, try and ruin that punks!"

"Beware of the humans appetite for power!", said the little good fairy when she gave you the ability to become invisible.
You didn't understand her warning, and were so happy with your invisibility superpower that you didn't pay much attention to it.
At the beginning, everything was fine, you amazed and amused people, but soon everybody began to become angry and paranoiac. Actually, the fact of disappearing when it's your turn to pay the bill at the restaurant didn't make your friends laugh at all, and the beautiful girlfriends of your friends, not knowing you were hiding or not in their bathroom, began to take showers without undressing : You began to lose friends.
Your new competence reached the ears of the president. He first thought that he could use you as a super special agent able to ruin each and every plans of his opponents. But then, he realised that you could be an unstoppable double agent, threatening his own power.
When you understood that the mojito that the president gave you was poisoned, you thought about the little good fairy and her mysterious warning : "Beware of the humans appetite for power!".

I wish i could calculate a checkmate in 33 moves.

(@vkrish , sorry but i don't understand you, this is what the game is all about, ruining a wish. Ask @KateKidna , i might be wrong, but the title of the game seems clear to me : Corrupt a wish means ruin a wish.
Have a nice day.)

You get carried away and use this ability too much on Lichess. The admins flag you as a cheater and people all over Lichess scorn you until you make a new account. You repeat this until Lichess has no choice but to close forever. Then, people get REALLY MAD AT YOU!!!!! You go to chess.com, where people swear in your face. Unable to handle this profane language, you commit suicide. (Refer to the forum post at en.lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/is-lichessorg-slowly-becoming-chesscom-?page=4)

I wish I was a god.

Fair doos people always feel threatened by what they don’t understand, hopefully when my martyrdom was discovered, the connection between Trump's authoritarianism and Putin's poisoning his own citizens will be crystal clear aha.

Every chess move you make your encouraged to think of all the checkmates that would be possible in 33 moves if only your opponent sacrificed all their pieces and kamikaze head first into your pawns. With the images of 33 optimistic moves going through your head each turn, you're completely distracted into playing an unrealistic game, your rating plummets and you are known as anti-chess Gaby, and become a cult favourite on the site for voluntarily walking into danger, despite all threats and signs not to do so, people sabotage their rating to get to 500 just so they can see yours drop to 0 playing you, everyone on the site lets out a cry of yippee for having successfully achieved beating someone into having no rating at all. You enter into lichess folklore.

@vkrish wishes he could become a lichess moderator, why does he want this autocratic power? Who knows, the real question... how can we make him regret by ruining his wish?