You can time travel. You decide to travel 15 years in the future to see what your life will look like. There you realize that your beloved wife has died in a car accident because she was wearing the seatbelt around her neck to avoid wrinkling her dress, and that the life of your daughter is a nightmare because her so gentle and smart husband went bankrupt after he invested all his money in weight-loss products that he was trying to sell on the Sub-Saharan Africa market. You write on a sheet the results of the national lottery over the last fifteen years, and with all those precious informations that will save the lives of your wife and daughter and make you a very rich man, you decide to go back to your starting point. But you can't. In addition to this, you notice new wrinkles on your face and some white hair : You can only travel in the future and when you're doing this, you're getting older.
You decide to make complaints against that damned little fairy who granted your wish, but of course the judge sends you to the insane asylum for the rest of your life.There, you can time travel from your padded cell to your padded cell. Until you die of old age death.
I wish i could understand what my cat says.
(side note : isn't that a low level wish?^^)
(side note : Or i wish i could be a guitar hero, or the champion of the oktoberfest, or the last ape on the dying earth? Please choose your wish, my dear fellows co-writters.)
@vkrish You are an admin. Everyone is scared of you and does their best to obey you; but too scared to play a game with you. You begin matching with opponents who have opened a game and they leave. Abusing your admin powers, you then ban them for leaving a game that you really wanted to play. Eventually, after banning 534,865,985 people, lichess finally decides they've had enough of your shit, and ban your I.P. forever, forcing you to play on the dreaded
chess.com.
I wish I was dead.
You die, but your friends and family miss you. They resurrect you.
Please don't commit suicide if you actually want to die
I wish I could modify time.
You are able to modify time. However, you accidentally rip the fabric of the space-time continuum, screw everything up, and erase existence forever. God gets erased, too, for some strange reason.
I wish I could be a pro gamer.
You become a pro gamer, but your thumbs become overused and you tear the ligaments but you can't pay the medical bills.
I wish I could become dictator of the world.
You become dictator of the world, but you are cruel. The people despise you and on your way to a meeting, you get ambushed and shot multiple times (32 exactly) and are remembered asking your best friend why he did it as well and Julius Caesar of the future.
I wish for more wishes.
Each and every half-second a new wish comes to your mind, but none of them are granted. You become bitter and frustrated, but you begin to ask yourself about the manufacture of desire.
I wish i could understand what my cat says. (Or i wish i could be a guitar hero, or the champion of the oktoberfest, or the last ape on the dying earth, choose ! :+) )
You understand what your cat says but he speaks a LOT of profanity out of pure hatred towards you for not feeding or petting him. You become depressed for life.
I wish this damn song would get out of my head.