Corrupt-a-wish Game

aha I like that we went different ways with Gaby's wish.

YOUWILLNEVERMAKEMEREGRETIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!2SE5DFGUHJSDFU

(Oh!, i understand now, you REALLY want to become a mod @vkrish. Ignore what i wrote in #18 then. Sorry for having misunderstood you. It seems that my poor little neuron feels lonely in my brain^^. Have a nice day)

T_T

Tell us why you want to be mod or a God and it'll be easier to weave a story kid. One is very inocuous and the other all encompassing.

You're a God, you know everything, you can do everything, your power is limitless : cool.
One day, you notice that the simple mortals gathered on planet earth are whorshiping different Gods that are only the projection of their anguish of death.
You try to make them understand that they are mistaken, that you are the only one and true God that deserve to be worshiped, but they don't listen to you. They even start to attribute your miracles and other signs to their respective false Gods.
You then realize that it is a hopless situation, and decide to go back to Olympus.
To kill time, you begin to be very crual with the mortals: You make their phones ring exactly at the moment they are taking a bath; at the supermarket, they are always waiting in the longest and slowest line; they decide to go on hollyday?, you lose their luggage in an airport 12000 Km away from their location. You're very very bad.
But soon, bored by these childish, you decide to abandon them, and start wandering in the unfathomable space.
You become a lonely God with no goal, and no worshipers.

I wish i had an IQ of 232.

you have an Iq of 232
In school the other children seem like apes to you and you can only talk to adults. Slowly, but surely the same thing happens with the adults and you realize you are alone in the world, you will never have a proper conversation with anyone and noone will ever be able to understand your position
You spend the rest of your life exploring the boundries of your geniosity in various fields, always alone, half wishing that you were just a normal, average person

I wish I had a warm cup of filtered black coffee ready for me, every morning I woke up.

You have a warm cup of of filtered black coffee when you wake up. You go to work with too much energy and start acting strangely and getting hyper. Your boss fires you, and you can't find a new job. You become homeless and die moneyless.

I wish I could time travel...

I'm pretty sure @MorningCoffee has morning coffee every morning and can handle it. I'd say the devil grants your wish in the form of a smelly roommate who is obsessed with coffee, and always manically chattering away to you, leaves mugs of freshly prepared coffee for you around the house in places either hard to find, or easy to knock over, like behind your door in the morning. He uses up all the mugs and coffee strainers, and leaves them in a mountain in the sink "to soak", so you can't even make your own coffee without having to do his washing up. Finally in a fit of frustration over a coffee your roommate accidently spiked with LSD, you kick him out, but he moves next door to you and carries on preparing coffee to put outside your door in the morning, you have a tense relationship with your new stalker/neighbour, in which you have to learn to love his madness, forced contact and occasional unspilt coffees.

@PatzerGareBear13 - Wishes they could time travel

- So many good films to draw inspiration from, About Time, Terminator 2, 12 monkeys, Looper, Groundhog day, I'll give it some time to chew on or to give others a go. Got any perticular scnario you want to try and have happen before it gets ruined?

They've done some excellent work on this curropt a wish thread at knowyourmeme aha, if anyone fancies a read, I guess dont be a afraid to go small:

http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/forum-games/topics/24450-corrupt-a-wish